Hello there my old friend....

Well to say the last few weeks of my life have been a bit hectic is a BIT of understatement.

I have,however, discovered the following things out about myself. An insight, if you will.

a) I am extremely clumsy. For the following reasons: Being a fresher at university, I have a million and one bruises. And no idea where they came from. And not just small bruises. I mean one's that take up half my leg. I awoke this morning to find some sort of freaky crop circle type thing on my upper leg. (I recently watched the 4th Kind, I suddenly believe in Aliens, bare with me!) I also am unable to make microwaveable risotto, I didn't think water was an essential element of the mixture. I also lose my keys, my bank card, my makeup brush ( a.k.a the most important thing in my life) and wake to disocver my keys are in my coat pocket, my bank card is in my bag (after I have already cancelled it) and my makeup brush was found on the floor - Hurrrrrrah! I also nearly got my arm amputated by an automatic door, a lift, a cage, a couch, a sweet hit me in the eye. I am basically a walking disaster!!!


b) I am extreeeeemely lazy. I used to be at work for 8am... OK OK so it was more like 8:10 but who's counting?! However now, I am literally struggling to wake up for 1pm. I won't even tell you at what time I woke up today, but lets put it this way - I was eating toast and drinking the necessary coffee's at about 4.30pm.


c) I am actually a lot more talkative than I originally thought. So far, I have made friends with a few bouncers, (one of which lives in my town originally... how random!!!) a few estate agents, one of which is from America, some Estonians who I was speaking Russian to, a Syrian Kebab shop owner, a computing expert, an old man who used to be a prison officer and has on occasion met the Kray brothers.... The list is endless and these people
aren't even from uni!


So plenty of fun times ahead I am sure. I did think I wasn't going to fit in here, but I love it. Bournemouth rocks. Period. Ha. However, my course is extra hard. Everyones so damned clever. Ahh well.. Operation 'Good Girl' starts next week and I am definitely going to pull my socks up and try really hard. Being at uni is a gift and I am not prepared to waste it. Now wheres my bloody wine?!?!


Until next time...